Suzi Wongs Massage and Toe Nail Service.

[Nobbles]

Aching Back..?
Twitching Muscles..?
Legs Stiff..?
Or just Toe nails too long and Yellow.?

Time for a visit to Suzi Wongs.
Let Suzi and her Specially Selected Girls Ease Your Aches and Pains
We will also put some stones on your back.
1 hour 500baht or 2 hours 1000baht.
Satisfaction is our Aim
You will feel right as Rain in no time.

Toe nail clipping service,Snack bar and Free WiFi.
Free Undercover parking for Mobility Scooters.
Complimentary Fresh Fruit on Arrival (Monday-Wednesday until 6pm only)


Heres what our Customers say.....
" When i visit Udon Thani I always visit Suzi's....She works wonders"
Alan Mogadishu (UK)

"Suzi knows how to tackle my problematic Toe Nails"
Mr Bruno Finckle-Baum (Canada)

" I use Suzi wongs because she is the only person that understands me...No one else does"
Somchai 'Kimchi' Terdsak (Korea)

" Pure Gangnam Style...I'm Loving it Loving it Loving it"
Khun Paul Aston-Martin the 3rd (Thailand)

"I have never been...but I have heard good things"
Fred Westerby (Norfolk England)
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Stones on Back, If thats your thing, Extra 50baht charge for 5 stones,or 10 baht per stone what ever is greater.


Extra Strength Deep Tissue Masseuse available, Ms Bertha Kalashnikov by appointment.


Located in Soi Sauce
Udon Thani
41000

Like us on Facebook for a complimentary Pack of 6 Free Range Eggs from Caged Hens. (Supplied by The Northeast Hen Farmers Union)



Part of the UT group of companies LTD Part & Sons
All rights Reserved

[Shado]

Wow! That's just Wong on so many levels!

[GT93]

Oh cool. GT93 Enterprises is interested in purchasing this business. Well, that depends on selling enough of the Talking Bollox decipher app to expand the empire. Chop Suey says the app is great for trying to work out what dick's posting.

I have some girls working on extending it to looking through the bile spewing forth from Pasta - Gigs- Gogs. The preliminary market research isn't great - not many readers report any interest at all in our resident troll.

[Khon Kaen 1895]

What is a nice girl from Hong Kong doing in a place like Udon Thani?

[Giggles]

Can I bring my own stones?

I've also heard the "nail" in toe nail isn't what you think. It's a verb. And the "toe" is a euphemism.

[Khon Kaen 1895]

Nancy Kwan aka Suzy Wong must close to 80 by now and it is doubtful if she sports a tattoo. On the other hand that is about the right age for some of the posters here including me.

[Nobbles]

Nancy Kwan aka Suzy Wong must close to 80

Your not wong there Unc., she be 78.