Papa Farangs

[blacksheep]

Yum yum!!!!!!!!! A picture is worth a thousand words!

[Aussieboy]

Stock the sauce bottles. Kaption Kally is busin it on the way

[Niggly]

Beans on offer. Go nicely with a bottle of Worcestershire

[pomps]

Stock the sauce bottles. Kaption Kally is busin it on the way

Steak day so A1 over everything,maybe lashings of apple sauce for the pork option,food swimming in gravy and do a takeaway pie warmed in the oven for munching in the shuttle bus to base camp

Presume food is allowed on board,not leave too many crumbs of joy on the bus floor

Happy eating

[realbigmonkey]

He's fully fueled and on his way. you'll like this pomps… people had trouble parking at 12.30 ***** :rofl:

[Aussieboy]

Kaption Kally Food Patrol:
Heading out to Papas Galactic Island resort, on the Bus, here's comes the City bus, overcast morning and a cool bus ride along the Udon streets, being Saturday it was roads full all the way, but not to worry sit and relax, watch the suckers in the traffic, a half full bus most of the way, A quick change of bus at the Ring junction to the Pearly gates of Hansa system. from Space port Lumpini to Papas 30min flight.

The 2 lunch systems. Rush Hour
1= Opens at 12 noon, but the geriatrics start to arrive by 11:30 am, bashing the gate to be first in and get the best seats, they waddle up the stairs with the walking stick umbrella's and diapers on, tongue hanging out and acting like they having had a feed in a week, pushing past the Staff Master Dean to get to the food, all while he's still putting out the supplies on the hot plate, now it's 11:45 and all most time to officially open, the foods a flowing into the bellies and the false teeth popping out, several brought their nurse with them, wipe their face and dribble off the chin, that would be wife's, the noise increases as more gerries arrive, the gold fish dive deeper the birds fly away and Udon SWAT arrive after the noise complaints, by opening time 12 noon, the Papas is a full, 20, some standing, the defib is on stand by the drinks are flowing and a small tremor of Gerries continue like its there last meal, by 1 pm the silence begins, heart pills popping burping and a farting, there starts a heard rush to the toilets, snatching up the last of their all you can eat some quick supplies and downing some very tasty dessert pies, they silently start the noddies, some to the left and some to the right, and some back and forth, almost giving themselves whiplash, there is the second rush for the door, a quick flight home more toilet and dump duties, the pills and into the jamies for the afternoon nap, the gerries have been, eaten and done a runner home, by 1:30 its all over, SWAT has left ambulances go and the street once more becomes paradise silent.

2nd Lunch: starts at 1:30 lingers on to night fall, several new expats arrive and the roast dinner is still on, they sit relax, do some fine chatting and drinking, while the birds chirp away the roosters crow, and they afternoon drifts away in a leisurely banter overlooking to pond, the fish are back and life goes on normal, theres false teeth left behind a swag a walking stick and brellas and peace and serenity comes to Papas Gerryatrics Island resort. The worcester sauce flows all afternoon freely.

The 1:30 pm session is the place to be, the quietest bar around

Bill B400 Roast, Pastie, Beer, Apple crumple, carrot cake

[Aussieboy]

Some Gerries next week, Hey Papa I think I left my Umbrella behind last week, Pappa: no brellas found here , you must of left it elsewhere

[Aussieboy]

1:30PM: View of Tranquility Bay, Papas Gerryatrics Island resort

[Aussieboy]

The rare animals can be seen around the place, fish turtles and the western scalp red dog, but only after the 12PM Gerryatrics rush, from the best and freshest Papas Gerryatrics Island resort, the gents club of Udon. can't beat the price and quality.

[realbigmonkey]

yep the 12 o'clock mob even made me get in the queue just to put another tray of roasts in the food warmer. they were not having a youngster like me pushing in front of them, never get in front of a hungry mob...they could turn into an angry mob