ralph

[westerby]

Ralph's a top man - he was my Tawny Owl at Brownies.

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[Nobbles]

If you mix the name Ralph up you get ...Harlp, now Harlp was a term that was used in under cover Missions in Sierra Leone and the Congo, also a top level code red program which was and is now a defunct Medical missions term for the military, the job was to drive an old army ambulance across the desert in Northern Africa to relative safety of a Base in Egypt, all the time avoiding The enemy and the odd sand storm, The 'Driver Ralph' (but coded Harlp) dodged allsorts and finally reached the destination with 18 minutes to spare and celebrated with a glass of sweet sherry., but top brass decided to abandon the Harlp program and concentrate on more pressing matters, but the main player was offered a post in an Asian country somewhere as a reward for his sterling driving skills, he was given plastic surgery so no one would ever recognise him.

[westerby]

That's right, he even had to undergo gender reassignment, which is how he became our Brownie Pack leader at Fratton.

[Nobbles]

Thats Classified info.

[Prenders88]

Yes Ralph is a very nice bloke.
Where is he?

[cali4995]

...in the old west they had these "cleaners" that would go from problem town to problem town, setting the riff-raff straight (usually by whacking them on
the side of the head with a long pistol barrel)...always the first image that comes to my mind when i think of sheriff ralph... :clap:

[watchman]

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Is that him?

[Aardvark]

Is he the one who owes me Money :

[UdornLA]

yea...........that's the one...........if not, i will accept money to stop spreading rumors that he is a deadbeat.. :lol:

[RALPHCUSENS]

Don't fret chaps, I'm still here, keeping my beady eyes open :!:

I read the forum most days but, I have a lot on my plate at the moment, and that is the reason that I have not been posting that often, plus I have just fitted a few days hols in to recharge my batteries, so beware, I'm now fully recharged and firing on all cylinders, so watch out .

Is he the one who owes me Money :

Sorry Aardy, you know that can't be true, since when does an Aussie dip into his pocket?, the padlocks and chains that their descendants were transported in are now used to secure their deep trouser pockets :finger: :l:

Quote Roy

He once told a lie to a bar girl, anyone who tells lies is very naughty indeed

Roy, you must be referring to when you were introduced as my gay son and that I would give any of the bar girls in that bar 5,000 Baht if they could turn you straight *****^^ But after reading your thread about pushing shyte uphill, it's got me thinking I could have hit the nail on the head :makeup: :makeup: