ralph

[realbigmonkey]

i got to meet ralph for the first time today,very nice man, look forward to seeing him again <:>

[konstabel els]

i got to meet ralph for the first time today,very nice man, look forward to seeing him again <:>

Yeh - I did the same thing mate - he's alright aint he - - doesn't take any shit - but a right decent geezer - - wel what the hell do we expect from the 'Pompey lads ++)(* '

[khunofthehill]

He sounds like a wurzel to me.

Buy him a pint of 'zoider' the next time you see him.

[saint]

one of the first farangs i had any real time for when i moved here . ++)(* and although his golf sucks , hes probably the best puppy ive ever had also , ah ralph ..... now sit !!!!!!!!

[UdornLA]

damn, this thread just goes to show you ..... you can't believe anything you read on the net.......... though i did hear his golf sucks....... ><><><

he's a w@nker, but tolerates this yanker, so can't be all bad........... *****^^

[pienmash]

Hes a keen stamp collector n gives millions to charity oh yeah he and makes jam at the weekends , strokes babies on the head and feeds stray dogs , all round a good egg ........ imo ,,,, but check with Nobi first .

[747man]

But What has happened to " The Man " Where are you Ralphy, Come On Mate,Pompey are DOWN Now Don't take it SO Hard.......

[Juan kossoff]

Top bloke and very genuine fella ++)(*

[vlad]

Crap shot as well but top bloke tells it as it is.

[stevemaury]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice bloke, tells it like it is, all round good egg but lets take a look at the darker die shall we.

1. He goes by the moniker of Ralph, deeply suspicious in my book.
2. He drives a silver Toyota pick-up truck, that just screams "look at me, look at me" Why the need to stand out from the crowd Ralph?
3. His location is often a mystery, resulting in the odd halfwit claiming by ill-informed emails that he doesn't actually live in Udon. I'm with you George, let's hang him from the nearest tree for such a heinous act, we won't worry about the fact that he does live in Udon! Oh and you got 3 out of 4 wrong you muppet! :lol:
Sorry I digress:
4. He once told a lie to a bar girl, anyone who tells lies is very naughty indeed.
5. He spent time in the armed forces, I suspect that Military Intelligence is still his pay master,. I have an idea he has been on a black op for the last few years, initially in Laos and then Udon.
6. His name is Ralph, did I mention how deeply suspicious that is?
7. He drives a silver...no done that....erm.....his brother likes to ride bicycles, deeply dodgy.

Well I think I've proved my point pretty well there, beware the one they call Ralph!